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The One With The ITW Soundtrack

What's the what with "Grey's Anatomy"??? They are tired of copying Buffy's plotlines and borrowing the writers so now they're using the actors too? Well, I knew there was a reason I loved this show. I mean I'll admit that the use of Buffy plotlines (which was all the more obvious in seasons 2 and 3) was more than a bit annoying at times, but for me, the resemblance this show bears to Buffy is really one of the reasons I love it. Seeing as I don't have Buffy anymore, I'm glad there is a second best out there. Also, I've known for some time that Buffy writers were working as consultants and writers on the show as well, so no surprise there. But the actors? That was weird. I think we had some guestspots before in past seasons, but what's up with last week's episode having Seth Green (that was the best surprise ever ) and the week before two more, however minor ones. Seeing Seth being his usual charming self on screen again, imply made me smile, so no complaints there whatsoever. I'm dying to know what happens in this week's episode and if they kill him, I'll kill them .



Ok, that aside, here we go… you knew it was coming. Well, if you didn't know it was coming after last night's blog, you don't know me. Mostly, this is for my brother. Alex loves playing the guitar and I love listening to him play the guitar and I'm sure he'd love to test his abilities with the magnificent "Into the Wild" soundtrack or just listen to the music. So that's for you, honey, enjoy (whoever else wants it, just click each link to download the zip file).



01 - Eddie Vedder - Setting Forth
02 - Eddie Vedder - No Ceiling
03 - Eddie Vedder - Far Behind
04 - Eddie Vedder - Rise
05 - Eddie Vedder - Long Nights
06 - Eddie Vedder - Tuolumne
07 - Eddie Vedder - Hard Sun
08 - Eddie Vedder - Society
09 - Eddie Vedder - The Wolf
10 - Eddie Vedder - End Of The Road
11 - Eddie Vedder - Guaranteed

Mood: Musical
Listening to: Eddie Vedder - Long Nights

Posted on Tue, Nov 27 2007 @ 19:06
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The One With "Into the Wild"

From the first scene, I knew I wasn't going to be watching Hollywood shit for two hours, but rather real life. And interestingly enough, the reason I knew it was not because Sean Penn crowned the head of that production, but of all things, because of my mother. My mom and I haven't had the perfect relationship over the years. Sometimes it was a pretty rocky one, actually, not at all like my relationship with my father (there is a reason why mom calls us "monozygotic twins" ). But there has always been a bond between us that made all our fights and arguments so stupid and unimportant in the long run that they could just as well be reduced to nothing. It is a bond that every real mother shares with her child, a bond that isn't severed after 9 months in the womb, a bond that once there, gives the woman a full right to call herself mother. And it was that bond that was present every time I would start talking to my mom about a problem and she would already know what I wanted to say, it was that bond that was present whenever I called her about something and before I even started to speak, she would say she had a dream about me the other night that already told her everything, and it really did; it was that bond that would prompt her to call me in the middle of the night when I wouldn't be feeling well and ask me if I was okay because, miles apart, she knew exactly what was wrong. It was that bond that I saw in Billie McCandless when she woke up in the middle of the night because she heard her son's voice, and immediately, I thought of my mother.



Like all the best films I ever stumble upon, this one was no exception in that I wanted to see it as soon as possible. The only problem in this case was that I had no time and when I finally realized a few days ago that I was slowly letting the opportunity slip through my fingers, I checked the cinema website and found that the screenings for the film were now reduced to one per day, which means it was probably my last week to see it. I wasn't surprised. After all, it didn't really strike me as a blockbuster. No erotic nakedness, no Orlando Bloom, no special effects or plotless plotlines… in other words, nothing to draw the attention of the average teenybopper or the rest of the larger portion of today's audiences. But still, it was a rude wakeup call when I realized that I myself almost missed it. naturally, in spite of knowing I would be insanely tired, I decided that last night was my best chance to go see it once and for all straight after work. And so I did.



I'll admit, I had known nothing of the true story of Chris McCandless before I watched the film, in fact, I wasn't even sure just how true it was, reason for it being that, again, I simply had no time to devote to research like I would normally do. All I knew was that Sean Penn, one of (my) most respected gems in movieland was making this film and what it was all about, and from the brilliant trailer that spoke volumes to me, I knew I had to see it (in case you missed it, these were my three reasons why). As it turns out, Penn approached the McCandless family and waited for 10 years for them to finally approve the project as he refused to have it done without their blessing. He also retraced Chris' footsteps and tracked down almost all the people he had met in real life during his wanderings, not to mention he shot the film entirely on location, including Alaska (yes, he shot it on exact location, in Alaska). But that's Sean Penn for you; you wouldn't really expect anything less, would you? The challenge was how to transfer Chris' theological, emotional and spiritual odyssey onto the big screen, how to tell his story?



Bus 142, or "the magic bus" as it is was named by Chris, has become a pilgrimage destination for hundreds of people over the years, and after he had died there, probably having starved to death rather than poisoned as the film suggests, many tried to retrace his journey and understand his reasons and motivations, but until this very day, the magic of his story is that it remains a mystery. Christ speaks differently to every single one of us as the journey every one of us must take to fulfillment and the reasons behind it are different. A rich kid from a broken home goes to rediscover himself is probably one of the world's biggest clichés at least because it prompts the inevitable sarcastic response – well, he wants to get his little rich hands dirty in the real world because he's tired of daddy's money. But in reality, there is so much more. Yes, he was wealthy, yes, he was from privileged background, but no, I don't think he necessarily wanted to discover himself, in contrast to popular belief or what the trailer suggests. I think he knew exactly who he was; he was a strong person with a strong character. His problem was not with himself but rather with the world around him, which he saw has deteriorated to such a low point that people in it forgot that what was really important in life was other people. People were so concentrated on material desires that they neglected to satisfy their basic emotional needs. People forgot the meaning of dreams, of happiness, of love; they have forgotten what life was truly about, they have forgotten how to live. His image of the real world may be bleak, but the reality of it is that this is exactly what things are like, and what's even worse, every single one of us is guilty of what Chris has charged us with and unlike him, whose self-discovery was bound to end in death, we still have a journey to make and the responsibility of not making it as short. The other even more ironic part is that Chris himself is guilty of that very crime, as he realizes in the end of the film. You can't fight one extremity with another. You have to blend somewhere in between.



Chris' actions were selfish in more ways than one, and it is that selfishness that made his journey all the more profound because only when you realize how selfish he was when he embarked on the journey, do you realize how far he's truly come. The average human being cannot drop everything, erase his past and set out on a journey that will claim his life because we are bound by social laws that Chris took his time to realize. "Happiness is only real when shared," he wrote shortly before he died when he finally realized that he was going to die alone and the true essence of life is to share your joys and your pains with other people. He realized that he needed people to survive, he realized that it is our obligations to the people we love, our only beacons of light in this bleak world, that make us survive the trials of day-to-day existence. A human being cannot exist on his own, but as a child who has seen pain and suffering and has retreated into his own world in a relatively young age, he never bothered to learn that lesson and only when he was about to die, alone, did he understand that what he was running from was what he needed to fix rather than whatever it was he was running towards. But… like my favorite Slayer once said, "Life is a song we don't get to rehearse." There are no second chances.



He'd destroyed his old identity before he embarked on his quest and gave himself a new name because he wanted to be a new person. He understood that a name defined us almost more than anything else, and he understood that the spirit that was trapped in his corporeal body, the essence of who he was, needed a new name to set itself free. But that attempt to severe ties with the people in his life was already a bad omen, particularly if one takes into account the fact that the people he met along the way, drifters as they may have been, all had company; they thrived and survived because of their company. The only person who did not, Chris reproached for that very thing. It was a rather interesting confrontation because he was confronting himself rather than Ron Franz. The same thing he accused Franz was draining life out of him would eventually kill him in that bus in Alaska. At that time he still didn't understand that in order to live a life, one must not only allow oneself to live, but make sure one did not live alone. In today's world, people grow less and less concerned whether or not they touch lives, whether or not they affect other people, whether or not they have human ties to this world. We're too busy with everyday things to think about that, but the fact is that we are not who we are unless we reflect in others. Loneliness is the scariest thing there is, and these were the emotions that filled the pages of his diary in his final days; fear, loneliness, despair. He felt trapped although he was in the middle of nowhere, the entire wilderness at his feet. He was trapped in loneliness. "What if I were smiling and running into your arms?" he wonders before he dies, thinking of his family, "Would you see then what I see now?"



Chris rejected comfort and stability; he claimed these very things prevented us from chasing our dreams, truly living our lives and realizing who we are. He was right. He was right people preferred to remain in unhappy situations rather that venture out into the world and see what awaited for them there because, however unhappy, these situations were safe; they were familiar territory, and the unfamiliar frightens us even if it could be better. It takes a whole lot of strength to give the new and unfamiliar a chance, even if your life, so to speak, sucks beyond the imaginable. But as Chris is gently reminded, we need some stability, some comfort sometimes. We cannot exist without it. It is not really about the presence of money, but rather the acknowledgement that man is not invincible, that his endurance has limits, that he does need support. He took the radical approach and it was the wrong one.



The first part of Chris' journey was wonderful and fun, but a large portion of it was not due to the things he saw, but the people he was able to share it with. Although unaware of that fact, he continuously relied on people, whether for employment, or transportation, or companionship, or advice, it doesn't really matter, but his life was interlaced with other lives, and so he thrived. Then came the second part of his journey, in which he cultivated not the social needs, but the selfish ones – the nature of the beast, so to speak, the Call of the Wild. The things he saw in Alaska are indescribable. Hell, my dream is to spend a month at least in the Alaskan wilderness, away from civilization, just become a part of nature, of life, of the wild. Chris realized that dream, and in those few months, he lived a life more profound than most people ever get to experience. But then the third part of his journey began. Suddenly, he wanted to come back. He never intended to stay there for all eternity; whether you choose to call it a journey of self-discovery or purely coming of age, it doesn't matter, but he always intended to eventually go back. In the third part of his journey, he realized he no longer could. Nature overwhelmed him and people were not there to help him. He was utterly and completely alone.



His misleading Call of the Wild was his doom. He followed Jack London, and he followed Buck, but he forgot one very important part of Buck's self-actualization process: as tempted as he was, he did not answer the Call until John Thornton died, until his bond to that human being was severed by a hand other than his own, and even when he did, he didn't go into the wild alone, but joined his pack. Chris read the book as he wanted it to be rather than as it was and ignored some very important facts. His journey was complete when he himself died; his setting of impossibly high goals for himself doomed him into learning all life's lessons and exploring all life's realities in an incredibly short period of time. In his travels, he came to know everything one needed to know, and there really was nothing else to learn; nothing important anyway. In his death, he reached peace. Chris died with a smile on his face not so much because he was happy but because he realized what most of us spend a lifetime chasing and never find – he realized what happiness was. As he himself once said, "It is important not to be strong, but to feel strong." To a large extent, he lived his life to the fullest. In his twenty four years, he was loved, he lived, and he reached out for his dreams and grabbed them. He touched life; he touched people; he changed lives. Even after his death, his effect on the world proved to be much greater than he would have ever envisioned.



Once again, I've been going on and on about the message in the film, but there is just too much to say. There is till too much to say. Hell, I have an exam on Friday and I really should be reading neuropsychology now instead of writing a blog, but I just needed to get at least some of my thoughts out. If the read is too long, go to a different blog .



The film itself is fantastic. It's already winning minor awards, but with the official award season fast approaching and it being released right on time for consideration, I think if they have any brains left in that Academy, there is at least one Oscar in its future. My money is on at least one of the following: Best Director, Best Actor, Best Cinematography, Best Adapted Screenplay or Best Soundtrack/Score. Honestly, they all deserved it, especially Sean Penn. I want him to get Best Director because he clearly put his life and soul into this film and because he is one of these rare people who can show life in its purest rawest essence that would grab at your heart and make it bleed. But… bearing in mind it's the Academy Awards, either he gets it for directing or writing, I don't really care as long as he does. The visuals of this film are breathtakingly stunning. Naturally, Alaska, so no need to elaborate (unless you've been living on another planet all your lives), but nonetheless, this film gives us the chance to look at the world through Chris' eyes, see what he sees, experience the beauty of nature and freedom in its true essence the way he does, and the sheer power of it honestly brought tears to my eyes. The soundtrack is another gem in this film. There was no doubt in my mind when I read the rumors Eddie Vedder signed on as soon as Sean asked him, not even caring what the film was about. They have done wonderful collaborations before and honestly, I thought it would be interesting to hear his take on this theme, but nothing prepared me for what I heard. I think that as soon as the film started, I was like, "I'm getting that soundtrack!" I have never been a huge fan of Pearl Gem although I listen to them, but this is rather different from the things Vedder usually did and it is absolutely brilliant. The songs are so meaningful and strong, but the music is mellow and soft, very soulful, mostly un-rock-like, and his voice is perfect to deliver the lyrics. Of course, I downloaded the soundtrack as soon as I came home last night. Although it's incredibly short, it is gorgeous. I could listen to it over and over again (already have ).



All in all, I urge everyone to go and see this film. I don't know if I can get it on DVD because, like Sean's previous masterpieces along the lines of "Mystic River" and "21 Grams", the impact of the first viewing is unrepeatable, so no it's not really your average DVD you may watch here and there some more times. But nonetheless, this film will change your lives, the way you view life and it will change you. It is a must-see, an essential experience. I cannot say that what Chris did everyone must do, especially those who have read the book or seen the film and have an idea of what he was searching for and what he's fund, but if one wishes to do it to rediscover the primal Call hidden in all of us, I say do it, go for it; it will make you a better person. Honestly, I wish I was in a position to do it. Regardless, I have seen the film, I already ordered the book, just still waiting for it to arrive (I swear, it takes ages sometimes!), and I can't wait to read it as soon as I have the time. In the meantime, I advice again, go and see this film. I can't imagine it would be long before it's out of cinemas altogether, and it will be a missed opportunity like no other.



Here is a link to the trailer.



And finally, I want to finish up with my favorite quote from Jack London's "The Call of the Wild", which (incase you still haven't guessed from the title, was the main inspiration for the whole quest):



"...There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive. This ecstasy, this forgetfulness of living, comes to the artist, caught up and out of himself in a sheet of flame; it comes to the soldier, war-mad on a stricken field and refusing quarter; and it came to Buck, leading the pack, sounding the old wolf-cry, straining after the food that was alive and that fled swiftly before him through the moonlight. He was sounding the deeps of his nature, and of the parts of his nature that were deeper than he, going back into the womb of Time..."

Mood: Awed
Listening to: Eddie Vedder - Guaranteed

Posted on Tue, Nov 27 2007 @ 01:32
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The One With Work and Dublin

Just finished my essay two days before schedule and I'm absolutely elated! Now I only have one more essay and three exams, the first of which is next Friday. I still have to do some touch-ups on my psychology essay, but seeing as it's not actually due until next Wednesday and I know they'll take an hour tops, it can certainly wait. So… what we learned from this exercise, boys and girls, is that they key to success is self-manipulation. Worked wonders for me, I can tell you that. in my case, basically, I did the psychology essay first, even though I knew it was due last, and then had no choice but to do the Medieval Ireland essay ASAP because it's due in two days. As a result, I have over a week to study for my Neuropsychology exam next Friday. Yayness ensues!



Hmm… weekend-work updates. Saturday was absolutely brilliant. I had such a great a great time it was unbelievable. Mr. Egan was his lovely usual self and even gave me a compliment or two, which was very nice of him, not so much because I deserved it and was craving for it, but because it just got me thinking that up until two weeks ago I had been working for a prick that made his new (not as a rule) managers cry instead of complimenting their work and assuring them they should take it easy and they'll be okay. He even gathered us for a little speech on Saturday morning, saying he was expecting a busy day and how he wanted us not to even bother getting things tidy but just concentrate on our managing duties in regard to staff, new lines and merchandizing (Walsh's speech would probably be something along the lines of "I don't care how many people you have, you better keep it clean or you die" ). Also, apart from that, I got to manage the fitting rooms and the main section of ladiesweare, which is one of the busiest places so I was thrilled. It was a brilliant, brilliant day. Sunday was not as good , mostly because I did loads of newbie-manager mistakes and I also got to manage smaller sections, which I found to be pretty damn annoying, to be perfectly honest. But it was a great day in terms of the fact that I only made a mistake once and I learned so much during that day that it definitely made it worthwhile, so in that respect, it was another brilliant day. All in all, the weekend at work was wonderful. Once again made me wonder why the fuck hadn't I moved there before; I could have been working with Mr. Egan for months now! And the other managers are also brilliant and a great help, and the staff are mostly very good workers and lovely people. I'm getting to know them more gradually and kind of singling out the dossers, so I'm getting there. There's just way too many of them to make it quick and it's a bit frustrating that I'm sometimes stuck not even knowing what the people I'm supposed to be managing look like.



Well, work aside, I'm getting reminded more and more of just how beautiful Dublin is at Christmas. I'll take my camera again on the weekend and will definitely make some very needed shots. Just walking down the street with the beautiful lights and trees everywhere and Christmas songs playing on Grafton Street is absolutely heavenly. Seeing as I'm not tight on time anymore, I'm thinking I'll go into town earlier and just maybe spend some time in Stephen's Green (if it's not raining like hell ). I'm not actually meeting anyone, so I might be shitlessly bored after a while, but it's been so long since the last time I just sat in that park (possibly with my camera, spying on people again ). But seriously though, every time I walk these streets I'm reminded of how really beautiful that city is, even with Christmas aside, as Christmas just brings out the best of what's already there and adds the holiday's bonus. I'm so incredibly lucky to be able to visit it whenever I want. I can't wait for the carolers to start singing on Grafton Street, as well. I hope I'll catch them in action sometime. Oh, and as promised, snapped shots from every possible angle of the new Brown Thomas display, even gave them an album of their own. They're absolutely gorgeous!



Now on to the not so good news… I never said anything, but a couple of weeks ago I finally gave in and ordered the Buffy DVD set from Ebay (it was a bargain that cost me 70 euro including postage and I just couldn't refuse). However, on Friday I got a letter saying that the parcel has been detained due to suspicion of it being illegal copies (I don't know about illegal, but they were certainly imported). They said they'd contact me in 30 days to say if they cleared it or not, but that just fancy words for saying I'll never see it. The seller was nice enough to give me full refund, but it all pales in comparison to the fact that I'm Buffyless, and Buffyless I will remain until that unlikely day when I'll have enough money to buy the original DVD set (sorry, don't have 200+ euro to spare these days ). But… on the bright side, on Sunday I decided to make myself feel better and bought the "At World's End" DVD in Tesco . I watched it that very night and it was brilliant! The extras kinda suck, but what can you do. I just thought there'd be more and I found no Easter Eggs . But the bit with Johnny and Keith was priceless. They're so brilliant together, and you can actually tell just by looking at them interacting just how much Jack really was based off of Keith Richards. Hell, for that extra alone, the DVD is worth it. But of course… the film. Ah… too much brilliance to fit into a blog, not to mention I already blogged about it after one of the three times I went to see it . I need to have a "Pirates of the Caribbean" marathon some night as soon as possible. I'm thinking tomorrow or Thursday, or Friday...



So like I said, I finally have some time off. I will try to catch up on emails tomorrow. Haven't been doing much in the ways of writing lately, with the exception of essays and pitiful attempts to update my story (another chapter of which I'll try to post tonight, either way, tonight or tomorrow, along with all the others it's on my FF.net account, so you know where to find it). I'm sorry people, I really haven't been in email mode. I'll try tomorrow, promise.



Night, everyone.

Mood: Relaxed
Listening to: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stadium Arcadium

Posted on Wed, Nov 21 2007 @ 01:37
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The One With The New Job

Ok, so first of all, new job. Totally, totally loving it . First of all, the people are ice, even those I know on first encounter I'll have to watch out from. Obviously I'm making like a gazillion of newbie mistakes a day I'm not even aware of and the other managers are probably going , but I'm learning and I think the more freedom I get to do things on my own, the more practice I get and the more I'm learning. So far I got to run the menswear and womenswear departments (well, co-run obviously, since there is almost never only one manager per department seeing as they're huge, but I did my half on my own) and I loved every second. It's almost unbelievable that I'm working 11 hours a day now (with lunch, granted) and hardly feel the time passing by. It only gets more real when I finally make it my way back home and am so wrecked I fall straight asleep (yes, now I'm learning to devote my weekend nights to sleeping). This job is actually fucking exhausting. It's fun and I love it, and it definitely provides me with the fulfillment I was looking for, but it is so incredibly exhausting.



As I said, the other managers are very nice. The staff are also nice, although we all have the ancient full-timers to watch out from. They have their own supervisor and we are not really managing them. They are doing their section only and ignore pages and have all these different rules (some of which I still have to learn) that apply to them but not to newer people and pretty much give them a lot more freedom. We can't really tell them what to do, and so the more full-timers we get in our department, the worse it's gonna be. They suck . The part time staff are deadly, almost everyone I met so far is really lovely and hard working. You get the occasional dosser but I think in a week or so I'll be able to recognize most of them, which will kinda allow me to start coming up with an action plan. What I like most about the whole thing is how realistic the goals and expectations are, how well organized everything is, how everyone knows their job and their place and there is no blurriness and no confusion. It's heaven to work in a place where they expect you to do only what reasonably can be done. I just can't help but wonder what the fuck have I been doing for the past months working with that impotent Nazi when I could have been working there all along? At the moment, I just really hope I will get better in doing my job as soon as possible and make them see that they can trust newbie-me and mostly, that they didn't make a mistake promoting me. We'll see how that goes, I guess.



The other part is that I absolutely love working in Dublin. Even if it means I have to take the luas and then walk from the luas stop to my workplace for like 20 minutes every day, I still love working in Dublin. I love having an excuse to walk through that beautiful city on my way to and back from work, especially now, on Christmas time, when it is even more beautiful (yes, now is Christmas time, do remember that I'm in Ireland and Christmas time started here in the end of august in some places). Speaking of Christmas, most of the stores already have their windows decorated and once again, Brown Thomas stands in a league of its own. Its display windows are breathtaking every year, but this year it transcended everything I could possibly imagine they would do. I actually noticed it accidentally on my way to work on Sunday and I just stopped and started staring like crazy for like 5 minutes. Next time I'm in work, I'm bringing a camera and taking pictures from every possible angle. It's ravishingly beautiful.



My leaving party was on Friday night. Not much to say there, really, except that it was really nice of everyone to get together for this, I guess. Almost everyone I really wanted to be there were there (even some people I didn't really know ), so it was a good night. Maybe except for the part where there was this mental bouncer who appeared out of nowhere in our local pub and wouldn't let us in because he didn't believe our age. Moron. So we went to the pub next door, see that's what Ireland's good for . Anyway, was a great night, even Gary came over from Portlaois, which was a complete surprise, but it was great to see him. I have pictures online, but they mostly came out kinda weird, way, way weird actually, possibly because of the lighting. We stayed up until 2 AM or so, even though I'd planned to go home around 12 (had to wake up at 6 the next day to go to work, which I ended up being almost late to), but yeah, good night, good people. Will miss them . Maybe I'll make a regular appearance on coffee nights once a week or so if Ben stops sexually harassing me .



So yep, my life in Dundrum is officially over; hello Mary Street. Yayness. Apart from that, I actually considered taking it slow this week, but it isn't going to happen. I got an email yesterday from one of my psychology lecturers that said that the exam for that course could be taken on November 30th if we wanted to, instead of December, on the day as another psychology exam. I have 2 essays to complete by the 28th, but I want to do my best to actually get it done so I can spend some time studying for the exam and take it in November. Seeing as I recently discovered I had 3 exams instead of 2 this semester (in the beginning of the year she told us there would be no exam, but there it was on the timetable), I can use all the breaks I can get.



And on a final slightly surprising note, I'm back to writing (Buffy/Angel). I've finally started the follow up to "Forgiveness" series people have been asking me to write ever since I finished "Forgiveness" years ago. So there you go, I'm writing. I don't know if I finish it or rather, how fast I'll finish it with everything that's going on in my life, but I'll try my best. It really feels weird to dive back into that genre though. Also kinda feels like coming home .

Mood: Pre-stressed
Listening to: The Sundays - Wild Horses

Posted on Tue, Nov 13 2007 @ 14:28
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The One With Bush & Leprechauns

First day was yesterday. Was totally awesome. I was freaked out of my wits at first, but was totally awesome. I know it's way too early to judge, and I know I might change my mind like a hundred times in the near future, but at the moment I very much like my new job.



Anyway, more details on Saturday after I have my official full day, but for now, just a little bit of funny shit … Stephen and I were walking home from town last night and there is this construction site near the old shopping centre in Dundrum and I kinda let slip, as a joke, that I thought they were digging oil there, that's why they barricaded the whole thing. So Stephen's like, "Now Bush will have to bomb Ireland." Anyway, so we just started joking around about the whole thing, particularly the prospect of that moronic eejit of a president that the Americans have actually attacking us over oil. So anyway, I was thinking… Bush's motivational speech would probably be something along these lines:




"These leprechauns are rising against us! They are revolting! They consume outrageous amounts of alcohol and they withhold Guinness! Because of them, we have to do with the cheap shit they're brewing in the states and this is unacceptable! They are a danger to each other and especially to every decent peace-loving American; they must be eliminated without delay. They have been invading our country for over a century, they have been taking our jobs, our nationality, our homes, and now they have taken their beer! I mean, our beer, our beer! They are a threat to every American! Plus, there is the IRA. They are building atomic bombs up there in Northern Ireland and mind my words; they will nuke us first if we don't take a stand. Nuke us, I tell you! On top of that, they have taken over world's economy and wormed their way into the top of the best-countries-to-live in list. It is absurd! These leprechauns are up to no good! The American army must be dispatched at once and put a stop to this abomination; this action is long overdue! I know the people of America will support me and so I call for a Holy War!!!"





Mood: Fun
Listening to: Sound Garden - Black Hole Sun

Posted on Fri, Nov 9 2007 @ 18:08
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